giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
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worth scrolling all the way up to reblog
HAHA
Lololol
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This makes me laugh, every fucking time.
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If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss
This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.
My friend keeps practising it. Fucking amazing. I’m fairly certain the music got written by someone doodling geometric figures on a sheet of music paper and then realizing they’d actually written the song of the gods.
“Arranged by Accident”
THE BEST OF THE BEST
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i made sum pancakes
oh my god are you shitting me
lmao
Pancakes!
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The most intense movie scene ever.
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THE FUTURE IS NOW
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WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED
OH MY GOD
THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
